Inside Schwartz S1:E8

Pilot

Schwartz longs to get Eve back following their breakup, but if he can't have her, he at least wants a date to the Cobert's party.

Let's Go to the Videotape

Schwartz wants to be friends with Eve, but a homemade sex videotape that she wants and he can't find poses a problem.

The Pinch Hitter

Schwartz needs to find a co-announcer for a potential gig, but the guy William pairs him with is a lush.

Event Night

At the Cobert's party, Eve's and Emily's matchmaking plans for Schwartz and Julie, respectively, go awry.

Comic Relief Pitcher

Schwartz's television job isn't what he thought it would be. Meanwhile, Julie plans an apartment rental scam to make some cash.

Roommates

Schwartz dates a woman who sees more in his relationship with Julie than he does. Meanwhile, Julie sees plenty in her tenant.

Play-Action Fake Boyfriend

Julie begs Schwartz to pretend to be her boyfriend for her marriage-minded parents. Meanwhile, David tries to do something romantic for Emily.

Kissing Cousin

David asks Schwartz to crush his cousin's dream of being a sportscaster, but Schwartz is so smitten with her that he can't.

It's All in the Footwork

Schwartz dates a dancer, but there's just one problem -- he can't dance. What's worse is that he worries his two left feet will lead her to think he's clumsy in bed, too.

Service, Schwartz (a.k.a. Service, Mr. Schwartz)

Schwartz can't seem to find the right assistant, so Gene takes it upon himself to hire Julie without consulting him. Which puts Schwartz in a bind, since Julie is incompetent, but he can't bring himself to tell her so.

Bless Me Father, For I Have Fired You

Schwartz fires Gene as St. Pita's commercial spokesman, fearing the demographic he represents is undesirable.

He Ain't Funny, He's My Brother

Schwartz's funnyman brother, Rick, visits, and bad blood arises when he manages to steal his job at St. Pita's.