3-South S1:E4

College Material

Sanford and Del discover that they've missed the first 3 weeks of classes, and will flunk out unless they pass an upcoming biology test.

Stomach Pump 2000

Joe thinks that his new invention might save the Dean's job -- and allow Joe to transfer to a better school.

New Friends

When one of his classes is moved to a new time, Del starts hanging out with a different group and becomes a Big Man on Campus.

Del Gets Sick

Sanford gets Del to stop being a mama's boy. And almost kills him.

Fraternity

Joe finds out he's in the wrong dorm room and has to moved to the single house he was originally supposed to have.

Coke Addicts

Joe is desperate to transfer out of Barder while Del and Sanford are desperate for Coke (a-Cola that is).

Midnight Del

Barder's annual Midnight Yell gets Sanford and Del to freak out.

Joe Gets Expelled

Joe finds out the only thing harder than getting kicked out of the worst college in the country is trying to get back in.

100 Yr. Old Man

How do you top an alumni prank? Kidnap a school mascot, that's how! Unfortunately, Del and Sanford steal their own school mascot!

Top Dogs

When Sanford and Del get dates with a couple of girls from a sority to their sorority party Joe gets jeolous and starts working out but soon finds out the real reason Sanford, Del and many others were invited.

Cocktail

Sanford and Del loose all their money in a poker game to Moe so they sell their weekend school meals for 500 dollars they buy a 500 dollar safe to put their money in. When they realize they spent all the money on the safe they sell the safe back to the store for 10 dollars. When they realize they can't eat on weekends because of that they steal 2 chickens, with the help of Ed, so the Chickens will lay eggs and they can eat them. When the Chickens don't lay eggs they hold a cock fight in their dorm room. Meanwhile Joe searches the dorm to find a room where he can study in piece and quiet. When he finds this place he meets Max who he becomes best friend with him until the end in a bizarre ending.

Fake I.D.

A Nobel prize winner come to Barder to give a speech but looses his wallet when he comes. Sanford finds the wallet and uses it at an uptown bar so he can get free beer and the respect he deserves being a nobel prize winner and all.