Deep Space 69 S1:E5

Dictator Ship

Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.

Looking for Love in Alderaan Places

Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.

The Crotch Hugger

Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.

Shipphylis

The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.

The Legend of Bronze Johnson

Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.

Blade Jogger

Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.

Sirens of Tetons

Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”

Femalien Fatale

The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.

Pride and Predator Juice

Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.

She Was a Lady Planet

The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.

Herman

Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.

The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1

Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.

The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2

The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.

The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3

Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.