The George Carlin Show S1:E13

When Unexpected Things Happen to George

In the opener, George walks of the job when he's ordered to cut his ponytail; but his problems have less to do with the length of his air than they do with his huge gambling debt.

George Sees an Airplane

George's sanity is questioned after he sees a UFO.

George Goes on a Date (1)

George dates a pet-shop owner. (Part 1 of 2)

George Goes on a Date (2)

Friends offer fashion advice when George shows up at the Moylan in a Nehru jacket, ready for his date with Kathleen, which is later interrupted by news that Miles has run away. (Part 2 of 2)

George Helps Sidney

George helps Sydney get a modeling audition, but then accidentally breaks her nose.

George Expresses Himself

A pompous newsman's TV tirade about incompetent New York cabbies prompts a verbal letter bomb from George, who later surprises pals at the Moylan with his on-screen rebuttal.

George Gets Some Money

George makes a killing off a drunken passenger and begins spending with reckless abandon, ignoring Harry's warning about ""bad money"" until he attends a championship boxing match.

George Destroys a Way of Life

Movie buffs frequent the tavern, to the dismary of the regulars.

George Loses His Thermos

After his thermos disappears at the Moylan, George makes a big stink, raving on about the declining quality of life at his neighborhood tavern.

George Digs Rock ‘n’ Roll Music

George takes pity on a has-been '60s rocker when he sees him performing for spare change in the street.

George Speaks His Mind

After an encounter with his ex-wife in his cab, George, now in a very dark mood, runs afoul of an undercover inspector from the New York City Taxi and Limousine Commission, drawing a citation for using profanity on the job. He goes before the commissioner in a hearing to plead his case.

George Looks Down the Wrong End of a Thirty-Eight

George is driving Dr. Beck to the Moylan Tavern when a desperate criminal hijacks the taxicab. The cowardly Beck escapes, leaving George to fend for himself.

George Lifts the Holy Spirit

Harry steals a shipping truck containing a statue of Jesus Christ in the cargo area, then enlists a reluctant George to help him hide it.