The Secret Squirrel Show S1:E63

Sub Swiper

Secret and Morocco are assigned to locate a vanished atomic submarine in the hands of Captain Ahab.

Way Out Squiddly

A spaceship lands outside Bubbleland and aliens kidnap Squiddly to run tests on a typical "Earth Man." Needless to say, Squiddly ruins their plans to invade Earth.

Have Broom Will Travel

Winnie gets a job babysitting some terrible twins. The twins' shenanigans are no match for Winnie's witchcraft. Much to the parents' surprise, the twins think that Winnie was the best babysitter ever.

Masked Granny

Secret and Morocco have a mission to secure the Bombay Bomb in the Pentagon, whilst the Masked Granny undergoes a heist to steal it.

Show Biz Squid

Squiddly is jealous of the new dolphins attracting crowds at Bubbleland. He runs away and shows off his surfing skills, landing himself in trouble with a hotel detective. In his quest to be a star, Squiddly also causes quite a commotion among visiting tourists.

Prince of a Pup

The queen enlists Winnie's help to get rid of Snow White. Winnie puts her to sleep with a magic apple. Winnie accidentally eats some of the apple and is also put to sleep. Only a prince's kiss can wake them. A dog named Prince comes by and licks Winnie as a real prince is walking by. Winnie thinks the real prince woke her and chases after him. The real prince wakes Snow White and Prince, the dog, chases after Winnie.

Scotland Yard Caper

Secret receives orders from Scotland Yard to recover the stolen crown jewels. He does, but is accused of being the thief himself by the police.

The Canvas Back Squid

Squiddly Diddly enters the squared circle when a promoter sets him up to wrestle the powerful Crusher.

Operation Broom Switch

Two spies steal Winnie's broom and replace it with a regular broom. They can't get the broom to fly so they return it to Winnie and demand to know the secret words. Winnie gives them a painful broom flying lesson, chases them away and turns them into frogs.

Robin Hood & His Merry Muggs

Secret and Morocco try to track down some thieves who are using a Robin Hood television show to cover their thefts.

Nervous Service

Squiddly escapes Bubbleland and unknowingly signs up for the Navy.

The Hansel and Gretel Case

Two kids are lost in the woods. They meet Winnie at her house and pretend to be Hansel and Gretel. Without Winnie's permission, the kids take off on Winnie's broom and eventually land back in their own yard. When they tell their mother what happened, she doesn't believe them. When they try to prove their adventure by showing their mother the broom, it's gone. Winnie had retrieved it. The mother punishes the kids for telling fibs.

Wolf in Cheap Cheap Clothing

Secret and Morocco are sent to stop Wily Wolf from smuggling sheep. Secret lures him into a trap with a Little Red Riding Hood scenario.

Westward Ha!

The Chief won't let Squiddly watch his favorite Western TV show, so our squid hero heads West for some genuine rootin'- tootin' action.

The Little Big League

A pitcher on a kid's baseball team is too sick to play. Winnie volunteers to pitch for them. Her witchcraft baseball is amazing and is witnessed by some major league scouts. The scouts want to sign her up and she goes with them in their car. When she realizes the scouts only want her, not the whole team, she disappears and goes back to the kids.

Royal Run Around

Secret and Morocco are assigned to safeguard Pasha Panchabaggie, but Pasha rides away on his flying carpet and proves difficult to catch.

Sea Grunt

In this spoof of the series "Sea Hunt," Squiddly gets an unexpected surprise when he's cast in an underwater TV show.

Schoolteacher Winnie

Winnie gets a job sweeping at a school. The kids are so unruly that the teacher runs away. Winnie meets the teacher outside and the teacher gives Winnie her teaching job too. Winnie uses her witchcraft and broom to discipline and teach the class. The teacher returns to well-behaved pupils now eager to learn.

Yellow Pinkie

Secret and Morocco are sent to catch an enemy agent called Yellow Pinkie, who seems to be too smart for them.

Chief Cook and Bottle Washer

Squiddly gets the title job when he's picked up by a pirate ship.

Good Red Riding Hood

Red Riding Hood visits Winnie on her way to Granny's house. When Red leaves, Winnie warns her about a bad wolf. A wolf is mad about Red's detour and tells Winnie he'll meet Red at Granny's house. Winnie flies ahead and changes places with Granny. Winnie uses her witchcraft and broom on the wolf when he tries to get her. When Red Riding Hood finally arrives, the wolf is recuperating in Granny's bed from Winnie's painful lesson.

Five Is A Crowd

Dr. Dangit creates five robot duplicates of Secret Squirrel to commit crimes and frame the real one for them. Secret follows the duplicates to Dangit's hideout and turns them against him.

Squid on the Skids

Up in arms over a deep-sea beauty, Squiddly Diddly competes for the affections of the pretty squidess.

Winnie’s Baby

A stork delivers a baby with no address to Winnie. Winnie names the baby Spooky and takes care of it with the help of her witchcraft.

It Stopped Training

Secret and Morocco are put on a case to recover the Silver Streak Express train, which is stolen by Yellow Pinkie with a shrinking ray gun.

Double Trouble

When Chief Winchley gets disappointed at Squiddly after he fails an act, he tells Squiddly to leave. Due to the similarity of their costumes, Squiddly gets mistaken by people at a masquerade party for a guy named Louie. Back at Bubbleland, Chief Winchley brings back Louie instead of Squiddly.

How Now Cinderella

Two kids return Winnie's cat and have to stay at her house until a storm passes. While they are waiting, Winnie tells a story of how she helped Cinderella by filling in for her missing fairy godmother.

Wacky Secret Weapon

Secret and Morocco are assigned to protect a secret weapon only to lose it to Yellow Pinkie, but they pin him down at the seaport.

Squid Kid

A kid comes to the aquarium and wants to take Squiddly home. All is fine until his dad becomes aware.

Have Broom Will Zoom

Aliens from Planet X abduct Winnie and take her back to their planet. The leader wants her broom so he can make more and use them to attack Earth. Winnie plays various tricks on the leader and then decides to go home.

Cuckoo Clock Cuckoo

Secret receives a mission from England to retrieve Big Ben, stolen by a giant who wants to make a cuckoo clock out of it.

Booty and the Beast

Tired of swabbing the poop deck, Squiddly goes on a treasure hunt.

Winnie the Sheriff

Winnie, on vacation in the U.S.A., visits the old western town of Crooked Gulch. The men in the town are happy to see a woman, despite her being a witch, since there are no women in the town. Dreadful Dalton attacks the town and the cowardly men leave and make Winnie the sheriff. Winnie teaches the Dalton gang a lesson using her witchcraft. The men return and before taking her leave, Winnie sends a stagecoach full of women to the town.

Catty Cornered

Upon being called in by a scientist, Secret and Morocco attempt to catch what seems to be a cat containing explosive atoms inside. Unfortunately, a cat-chasing dog makes their task difficult.

Clowning Around

Squiddly runs away to the circus to seek fun and excitement and disguises himself as a clown.

Welcome Wagging

Winnie, feeling sorry for the one remaining little dog in an animal shelter, searches for a good home for the pet. None of the three places she picked works out for the dog and the dog runs back to Winnie's house. Winnie names the dog Spooky and decides to keep it for herself.

Leave Wheel Enough Alone

Secret and Morocco try to catch Yellow Pinkie, who stole all the gold from the mint, but will have to chase him in a car race first.

Surprise Prize

When Chief Winchley wins a trip to Tahiti, Squiddly gets accidentally locked in Chief Winchley's luggage trunk.

Shoo-Spy

A Pentagon general enlists Winnie to capture the evil Dr. Zero. Winnie finds the doctor and uses her witchcraft to repel his attempts to destroy her. Winnie convinces the doctor to give up his evil ways.

Jester Minute

Secret and Morocco are sent to safeguard the king's crown, only for it to be stolen by Yellow Pinkie. Secret thwarts every one of his enemy's traps in order to recover the king's crown.

Naughty Astronaut

When The Chief is planning to send a balloon up to the sky with fireworks attached to it that reads "Come to Bubbleland" for a publicity scheme, Squiddly floats out of Bubbleland onto it and when he hits the ground out in a desert, a Flying Saucers Members Society group think that he is a visitor from outer space.

Wolfcraft vs. Witchcraft

The Three Little Pigs ask for Winnie's help with the Big Bad Wolf. Winnie uses her witchcraft to protect the pigs. The wolf tries to learn sorcery but it backfires. Winnie helps the wolf and the grateful wolf is now the Big Good Wolf.

Not So Idle Idol

Yellow Pinkie steals a golden idol and only Secret can locate its whereabouts.

The Ghost is Clear

Wilbur, a little ghost, is alone, and it's his birthday. His parents are out house-haunting. He invites Squiddly to a birthday party, and Squiddly shows up... not knowing that Wilbur's a ghost.

Tallyho the Hunter

Hunting season has started so Winnie decides to protect the animals by using her witchcraft and changing into various animals.

Gold Rushed

While vacationing in Washington D.C., Secret and Morocco chase after Yellow Pinkie, who stole gold bullion from the Granbovian embassy.

Lucky Ducky

Squiddly Diddly is pestered by a duck who wants to make Bubbleland his winter home.

Witch Hitch

Winnie hears that a UFO is over the White House. Winnie flies to Washington and finds an alien threatening to destroy the world. The alien tries to prove its superiority over humans but it is no match for Winnie's witchcraft. Winnie eventually sends the alien back to its planet.

Double Ex-Double Cross

Secret and Morocco investigate the petrified population of Okey Dokey Isle, where they encounter the responsible perpetrator, Double-Ex.

Foxy Seal

When Chief Winchley orders Squiddly to keep busy when he steps out, Squiddly meets a seal who sends him out of Bubbleland by using bubbles and Squiddly pops out of his bubble and lands in the woods and meets a fox who is being pursued by a not-so-bright dog, so Squiddly helps him out by pretending he's the fox himself.

Ugly Duckling Trouble

Winnie saves an ugly duckling from jumping over a cliff. Granting the duck's request not to be a duck anymore, Winnie changes it into several different types of animals. The duck gets into trouble being those other animals and is grateful when it is finally changed back into a duck.

Captain Kidd's Not Kidding

Secret and Morocco go aboard a Spanish galleon to investigate the ghost of Captain Kidd, who is actually Yellow Pinkie seeking gold.

Squiddly Double Diddly

A spy disguises himself as Squiddly Diddly which causes confusion for the Chief.

Witch Witch is Witch

Winnie is asked to baby sit for two boys. After putting the kids to bed, she falls asleep. The kids then take her magic wand and perform various tricks. After they change themselves into gorillas they can't remember the magic words to change them back. Winnie's broom wakes Winnie and then Winnie changes everything back to normal as the boys' parents are coming home.

Bold Rush

Morocco takes the liberty of locating a gold shipment, stolen by Yellow Pinkie all by himself. Secret discreetly assists during his vacation.

Hollywood Folly

Inspired to be an actor by one of his favorite actors, Waverly Walrus, Squiddly leaves Bubbleland to go to Hollywood to meet him and do acting.

Good Little Scout

Tom Thumb is sad. The other boy scouts won't let him camp with them because he's too small. Winnie decides to take Tom camping herself. With a little clandestine help from Winnie, Tom rescues the other scouts from a raft about to go over waterfalls. Tom is then named leader of their troop.

Tusk-Tusk

Secret and Morocco try to find a missing elephant that was taken prisoner by the Grand Wazir to overthrow the Rajah.

One Black Knight

Squiddly inherits a castle in Luxuryberg. He's suddenly rich. It's in the will: it's all his... except that if something happens to him, it goes to the evil Black Knight.

Potluck

Winnie takes a job as a waitress at a cafe. She mixes up a brew of soup made of dinosaur bones and spider's web, and she scares away all the customers.

Robot Rout

Yellow Pinkie is promoted to President, due to a mass robotic brainwashing of the citizens. Secret and Morocco head to Yellow Pinkie's lab to confront him, but he turns Morocco against Secret.

Yo Ho Ho

Squiddly finds a time machine out in the desert, gets in it, and starts playing with the controls. He finds himself back in time and on a ship being attacked by Blackbeard the pirate.

The Pink Sky Mobile

Secret and Morocco battle Yellow Pinkie in his new Pink Sky Mobile against their Spy Car. Both of them end up with scooting vehicles.

Phoney Fish

A pair of crooks disguise themselves as snorkel fish to rob the box-office money from Squiddly and the Chief.

Sheriff Winnie

Winnie crash lands into a western town and falls on the mayor. The mayor appoints Winnie as sheriff to take care of the infamous Brushface Burns. Winnie stops the crook from robbing a bank by using her witchcraft. Winnie also stops Brushface from robbing a train, rustling cattle, and robbing a stagecoach. In the end, Brushface decides to give up his evil ways and chases after Winnie in courtship.

Scuba-Duba Duba

Secret and Morocco are assigned to recover a missile stolen by the spy Scuba Duba before he can destroy the city, which is being held for ransom.

Gnatman

Squiddly wants to escape Bubbleland in search of his dreams of being a crime fighter.

Wee Winnie Witch

Wee Winnie, Winnie's niece, stops by for a visit. Winnie has her hands full undoing Wee Winnie's mischievous magic. Her niece refuses to go to bed, prompting Winnie to apply some corporal punishment.

Hi-Spy

Secret is sent to confront the evil scientific criminology master Hi-Spy face-to-face in France, but Secret cannot outsmart him.

Robot Squid

Chief Winchley replaces Squiddly with a robot squid. But when the robot malfunctions, it's up to Squiddly to save everybody in Bubbleland.

Sea Dogged

An evil ship captain shanghais Winnie into being the ship's cook. The captain's attempts to enforce his rule over Winnie are no match for Winnie's witchcraft. Winnie eventually sinks the ship and brings the captain to justice.

Spy in the Sky

Hi-Spy is intent on causing destruction on the globe with his armed satellite. Secret and Morocco head to the satellite to halt his plans.

Jewel Finger

A crook named Jewel Finger tries to get his diamond back from Squiddly.

Wild Wild Witch

A tornado carries Winnie away to Wizardland, home of the Wild Wizard. She follows a path and arrives at the wizard's castle. It turns out the mighty wizard is just a small man on stilts who can't get his magic to work correctly. Winnie gets the wizard a job on television as the world's funniest magician.

Ship of Spies

Secret and Morocco are assigned to locate Hi-Spy's invisible ship and put his plan out of action.

Baby Squidder

A baby gets lost inside Bubbleland and it is up to Squiddly to protect him from all the other more dangerous attractions.

Hollywood or Busted

A Roger Moore spoof. Winnie wins a free trip to Hollywood and a date with actor Roger Glamour from the Acme soap contest. Winnie lands a job playing a witch in Roger's latest monster picture. Winnie sets up a stewardess with her date with Roger and goes out with Frankenstein instead.