13 Nights of Elvira S1:E4

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

Elvira is no stranger to "man-eating women", but she may have bit off more than she can chew in this indigestible entree, staring Adrienne Barbau, Shannon Tweed, and a young Bill Maher who's still trying to live this turkey down.

Puppet Master

The cult classic gets the hook, when Elvira's pulling the strings. There's more Punch than Judy in this cinematrocity.

Dollman

Elvira is playing with a guy who's got 13 inches. No, that's all he's got. He's 13 inches high.

The Gingerdead Man

Elvira's holiday gift to all of you is this awful lump of coal, straight off the naughty list. Gary Busey starring as the voice of this creepy cookie made from the ashes of a serial killer is a recipe for disaster in this creepy clas-sick.

Hideous!

Elvira always says: when you can't say something nice about a movie come sit by her. And with this movie she got plenty to say.

Hobgoblins

Elvira's couch is infested with pesky little critters who are clearly Gremlin rejects. The only way she's gonna get rid of them is to endure this flick.

Oblivion

Fly the 'fiendish' skies with Elvira on a trip to Oblivion. It's Cowboys and Aliens, as a gang of futuristic desperadoes , including cult faves Julie Newmar and George Takei, attempt to turn a town into their own private playground.

Demonic Toys

No one likes playthings more than the Mistress of the Dark, but these toys are straight out of Hell's toybox. Playtime is over.

Seed People

Elvira is often mistaken for someone else, but this time even the creatures crawling out from inside don't want to be mistaken for her.

Shrunken Heads

Elvira is put through the ringer and hung out to dry after sitting through this movie. She should have quit while she was a head.

Trancers

Elvira sets off for the far off future, and 1985, in this high tech chase for the minds of killers.

Night of the Living Dead

Elvira resurrects the original zombie classic and devours it with raw energy. She loves George A. Romero's masterpiece so much she's takin' it to the grave.