A Town Called Panic S1:E9

Cake

Horse bakes a delicious cake, so Cowboy and Indian plan a midnight feast which is scuppered by the arrival of an angry bear.

Cow-Hulk

Cowboy swallows a mysterious meteorite which, when he loses his temper, transforms him into a caveman, an ape, and finally a dinosaur.

The Easy Chair

Cowboy cannot resist messing around with Horse's new lounger, which can change itself into a sun-bed, waffle-maker or Jacuzzi.

Still Life

Indian decides to take up painting, but the flower he chooses as his first subject is stolen first by Jeanine, then by Steven, then by the Cow…

Lisa and Jan

Two backpackers arrive in town, but Constable's attempts to find them somewhere to pitch their tent leads to a series of disasters.

Robin

Robin's appalling archery skills result in Jeanine's kitchen catching fire. But when Bernadette gets the blame, her friends plot revenge.

Fox Hunt

Cowboy and Indian are on the trail of the same fox, but when Cowboy incurs the wrath of a ferocious bison, trouble soon escalates.

A Grand Day Out

Joseph takes Steven and his family on a day trip to see a farm run entirely by animals. But the place is not all that it seems.

The Cycle Race

Cowboy and Indian are determined to win the Cycling Cup, and they don't care what underhand means they use to achieve this.

Constables Fantastic Voyage

A mysterious time machine takes Constable back to medieval times. But has the town really changed?

Donkey Gets Kidnapped

Cowboy and Indian lure Steven's animals into a glitzy disco, and take Donkey hostage in exchange for Steven's tractor.

The Big Sleep

A series of bizarre accidents sends Cowboy, Indian and Horse to sleep for centuries, and they awake to find a strange new world.

Cowboy and Indian Go Camping

Cowboy attempts to build a campfire while Indian goes off hunting, a sure-fire recipe for disaster.

The Picnic

Horse digs up a bus containing the 1986 Mexican World Cup squad, who challenge our heroes to a bizarre soccer match.

The Card Thiefs

Steven’s pack of cards is stolen, and the trail leads to the duckpond, and eventually to the underwater world of Atlantis.

Cowboy Goes Hunting

Cowboy’s attempts to bag a wild boar cause chaos when they end up concussing Steven at the wheel of his tractor.

Horse's Nephew

When Horse’s mischievous nephew Lawrence comes to stay, Cowboy and Indian get blamed for a series of naughty pranks.

Jeanine and Steven's Vacation

Steven leaves Cowboy and Indian in charge of the farm, but the animals have plans for a vacation of their own.

The Play

The townsfolk put on a play in Steven’s barn. But is it really a good idea to leave Simon in charge of the special effects?