Dick Figures

Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.

Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!

Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.

Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.

Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!

Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'

Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.

Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen bur...