Burb Patrol

Veteran security guard Randall Harrison and his less than enthusiastic partner Alex, attempt to bring peace and quiet to the neighborhood after respon...

Randall and Alex are called in to take down an unapproved black-market lemonade stand that has popped up in the neighborhood. However, the basic task...

Randall and Alex discuss their preferred pistachio preference. They meet a foreign invader with a surprising connection to Alex. The guys then rescue...

Randall and Alex respond to reports of vandalism occurring in the community park perpetrated by a duo of neighborhood social justice warriors who end...

Randall and Alex have to clean up the streets....literally. When one of the residents in the neighborhood is not properly cleaning up after their dog,...

Randall and Alex confront a resident about Christmas decorations in July and a man running an overly sexual yoga class in the park. When Dankbank gets...

Randall and Alex debate over the best Batman actor while attempting to solve a problem from a resident they can't understand. While looking for clues,...

When the guys are tasked with removing a crafty homeless man from squatting in one of the neighborhood houses, Alex is appalled at the inhumane way Ra...

Randall and Alex break up an altercation between two suburban women ready to fight it out. Randall is forced to confront and shut down Dankbank's out...

Veteran security guard Randall Harrison and his less than enthusiastic partner Alex attempt to bring peace and quiet to the neighborhood after respond...