Booze Lightyear

Need tips on how to get a date? Booze Lightyear has all the answers. As certified pickup artists, you should try our patterned "she'll def hump me rig...

Here at Booze Lightyear, we're pretty bad with relationship stuff. So naturally, we thought we'd try our hand at marriage proposals. It went exactly a...

Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Ever wonder how to get out of it? Let Booze Lightyear help you out. We've got all the answers.

Czech out these Booze Lightyear tips on how to land your dream job.

Ever said anything that could be construed as racist? I haven't. Okay, I'm lying. I actually have. There was this one time I called my friend Jose a r...

Ever said something sexist? Booze Lightyear never has. And I never have either. Nope. Never. I have never once in my life said anything remotely sexis...

This week Booze Lightyear explores the topic of homophobia. Homophobia is a real thing, y'all. It's not just some made up thing you saw one Saturday n...

This week the men of Booze Lightyear take the time to describe the female genitalia to you - aka the vagina. A big thanks to Epic Lloyd from Epic Rap...

This week the Booze Lightyear crew shows you how to talk to an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend. Not that I've ever been in a serious relationship. And t...

Ever wondered what's really in Taco Bell meat? Booze Lightyear has the answer. Also, Kelly had to go out of town to attend a wedding on the day we fil...

This week all of us over here at Booze Lightyear (minus Kelly who had to attend a wedding) show you exactly what it would be like to be the worst weat...

For some reason when women appear on camera people leave some of the most vile and repulsive comments. So we here at Booze Lightyear thought we'd extr...

Have you ever said the wrong thing in bed? Of course you have. You're you! Well, this week on Booze Lightyear we explore what not to say in bed. I mea...

This week we explore the accuracy of marketing and advertising, and its effect on the overall global economy as well as the implications it has on us...

This week we offend ISIS. I know. I know. Only a terrible horrible no good person would offend ISIS. But yeah, that's kind of what we are here at Booz...

In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we take a look at how cable news outlets handle simple news stories. Oh, you'd like me to type something super cle...

This week Booze Lightyear takes on modern feminism and equality. Is it weird that I say "hello"? Don't people normally say "hello" when they greet one...

Emojis are totally awesome, bro. They're straight up yolo, swag, and other slang words. But what do they mean? Pass the blunt to the left and pay atte...

This one time Booze Lightyear and I served a gay guy in restaurant we were working at. Immediately afterwards, we all went straight to Hell.

This week, Booze Lightyear takes on The War on Drugs and the US drug policy. Fun fact: We're all extreme method actors, so we actually ingested all of...

This week, Booze Lightyear tackles what not to do as an Uber Driver. Collectively, we're not sure why anyone would take an Uber, when we could all be...

Think you're smart enough to run for president? We here at Booze Lightyear definitely aren't. But we thought we'd say "fuck it' and give it a shot. Re...

I shall not write a description for Booze Lightyear this week. Enjoy the 35 things you can't say to your children.

Yup. Booze Lightyear is out there looking for employment again. So we went and did this job interview at this really cool place. Everyone was dressed...

Is it Gif or Gif?

This week Booze Lightyear takes on sluts. No, I don't mean we literally take on sluts. That would be gross and sexual and highly inappropriate for a v...

Have you ever seen puppets go wild? We here at Booze Lightyear sure have. In fact, we're very used to seeing puppets going wild. This one time we saw...

In this episode of Booze Lightyear, we examine some of the world's worst criminals. These guys are absolutely terrible at breaking the law. I ripped t...

This week on Booze Lightyear we stand in front of a green screen and crack jokes about moving images. I know, I know. It's a very novel idea. Well, we...

Ever had to break up with your girlfriend? We here at Booze Lightyear sure have. In fact, we just found ourselves breaking up with your girlfriend las...

Awwwwwww yeahhhhh! Booze Lightyear is back with another video about break ups. We make breaking up look easy. Don't be fooled tho. We're lonely. Call...

Booze Lightyear trolls a funeral! GOT EEM!!!

Yet again, another green screen video with jokes.

Need an attorney? Need a lawyer? Need a cuddle buddy? Call Booze Lightyear. Our attorneys at Booze Lightyear are also lawyers - and as an added bonus,...

What do you do when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat? Well, we here at Booze Lightyear have no fucking clue. Seriously, we have zero idea of...

Sup, bitch. Watch this totally amazing Booze Lightyear video about hating your job or we'll all track you down and steal your dog. Your move.

You want the GIFS? We got the GIFS.

Got sex questions? Well, we ask the awkward sex questions so you don't have to. Thank god for us asking these or you'd never know the answer. You're w...

Made a little video discussing my occasional struggle with depression. Depression is obviously a very complex issue that can't be resolved by watching...

Got MORE sex questions? Great, we have more answers which lead to more sex questions. This time the ladies are asking the guys. It's awkward. So very...